Odious Flowers: Archive

John Green's tumblr: What the Death of the... →

tiredandinspird: “Canada is scrapping the penny, ending production of the country’s smallest unit of currency this spring. Finance Minister Jim Flaherty, whose department described the penny as a “nuisance” in budget documents, said the coin is now more trouble than it’s worth. … VICTORY!

Mar 31st

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mfreems: you can keep your superwholock because there will never be a better crossover than the jimmy timmy power hour THE TRUENESS OF THIS STATEMENT IS OVERWHELMING

Mar 29th

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our generation's children's names are going to...

: "TEN, ELEVEN, RORY, RIVER, COME HERE SUPER TIME IS READY."
: "MOFFAT GET YOUR HAND OUT OF THE TOILET."
: "KATNISS RUE NO WHAT R U DOING."
: "SEVERUS PRIMROSE GALE HARRY THE THIRD WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TOUCHING THINGS THAT DON'T BELONG TO YOU."
: "Dumbledore those aren't potatoes."
: "SHERLOCK NO STOP. DON'T PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH."
: "Clove Amelia what did I say." 
: "ALBUS MOCKINGJAY GET BACK OVER HERE."
: "Tardis, no, bad, mummy's going to get into a fit if you touch her wand collection one more time."
: "HARRY LOUIS NAILL ZAYN LIAM POTTER GET OUT OF BED."
: "SHUT UP MERLIN"
: "HERMIONE GET BACK HERE"
: "EFFIE, THAT IS MAHOGANY." 
 LINK, ZELDA, WHICH ONE OF YOU BROKE MY FIREBOLT?
And from Tova: "GINNY CHELL TARDIS, GET AWAY FROM THAT TABLE!"

Mar 28th

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Mar 28th

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wishywashydreamer asked: HA. HAHA. SECOND PERSON TO DO A PUNIHMENT.

Mar 27th

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Oh...oh my god.

I completely forgot my FTR video…!

Mar 27th

Me: I like to think of myself as beautiful...
My mind: Too bad you never do.
ME: WELL YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL SO THERE.

Mar 27th

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Harry: *breaks the Elder Wand*
Effie: THAT IS MAHOGANY!!
 XDXDXDXD
 (actually that's Elder, Effie.)

Mar 26th

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Mar 25th

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Mar 24th

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By the way, to the person who gets Seneca Crane's...

Mar 24th

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Le Hunger Games Movie=A whole new perspective on...

Just brilliant. Fantastic. It was beautiful, and I officially love Seneca Crane. And his beard.

Mar 24th

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Mar 22nd

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Mar 21st

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pixiesticksplace asked: Yes. That should happen. Than my non-existent love life wouldn't be questioned. It's so sad! X'D

Mar 21st

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Mar 21st

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caesarindacoloseum: i see you stabbin my chest when i thought you were my friend and im like et tu Oh oh I thought of an addition! “Though there are some historians who think I might’ve said kai su”

Mar 21st

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Mar 21st

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caesarindacoloseum: i see you stabbin my chest when i thought you were my friend and im like et tu this is so perfect

Mar 21st

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pixiesticksplace asked: No I am not Tonio. Lizzie Smithe. Wheatly. Peeta (for the sake of your sanity). There! Happy now? That was hard!

Mar 20th

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OKAY EVERYBODY. We're making a census for Tributes...

no, no, no, we are not calling HG fans Tributes. It’s not…no, bros, no.

Mar 18th

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FOREVER

Mar 17th

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TOGETHER

Mar 17th

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DOCTOR WATSON

Mar 17th

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SHERLOCK

Mar 17th

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SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK also...

Mar 17th

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Mar 15th

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“Why was she the reason I hated Imbeciles if she was the smartest Imbecile I...”

– Nathan Rigby

Mar 15th

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Mar 15th

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Mar 12th

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pixiesticksplace asked: Hey, what's the number of minutes the videos can be? Because yours is REALLY long~

Mar 6th

That moment when...

…you’re writing a story and the character in it feels guilty and then you start to feel sympathy-guilt and it’s awkward.

Mar 6th

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Dear Tomeke, That's why you don't go tumblring or...

I don’t do it on purpose! It’s just there! And remember, Q, you guided me to a huge spoiler so, you know, your fault :D

Mar 6th

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Dear Internet, why are you determined to give me...

Mar 6th

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Mar 6th

Mar 5th

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pixiesticksplace asked: I'm going to ask until it says I can't just so you know. Okay, so favorite vlogbrother?

Mar 4th

pixiesticksplace asked: If you had the choice, Percy Jackson or Sherlock Holmes? (like Benedict Cumberpatch Sherlock)

Mar 4th

pixiesticksplace asked: Why did you want to marry birdseed-jacket and not me?

Mar 4th

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Just finished filming FTR video.

It was HORRIBLE. Never recording whilst sick again, even in the face of a blenderized happy meal. It’ll be uploaded tomorrow after I edit the potatoes out of it.

Mar 4th